| Core Commands: | 
| !startwar <duration> <time to start> <an optional name> - Starts a word war | 
| !listwars - I will tell you about the wars currently in progress. | 
| !boxodoom <difficulty> <duration> - Difficulty is easy/average/hard, duration in minutes. | 
| !eggtimer <time> - I will send you a message after <time> minutes. | 
| !credits - Details of my creators, and where to find my source code. | 
| Chain Story Commands: | 
| !chaininfo - General info about the current status of my novel. | 
| !chainlast - The last paragraph of my novel, so you have something to base the next one one. | 
| !chainnew <paragraph> - Provide the next paragraph of my great cyberspace novel! | 
| Challenge Commands: | 
| !challenge - Request a challenge | 
| !challenge <challenge> - Add a challenge | 
| !challengefor <name> - Challenge someone else | 
| !challengefor <name> <challenge> - Challenge someone else, and store it for approval | 
| Amusement Commands: | 
| !get <anything> - I will fetch you whatever you like. | 
| !getfor <someone> <anything> - I will give someone whatever you like. | 
| !eightball <your question> - I can tell you (with some degree of inaccuracy) how likely something is. | 
| !foof - pillow !defenestrate - window !summon - summons !fridge - fridges someone !woot - cheers. Hurray! !creeper - BOOM | 
